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New Robot PM For UK
UK voters have voted in a robot as their new Prime Minister. Danick Cleggeron was manufactured specifically for the role by Honda. It’s main objective is to run the country... -
Who Will Get Your Vote?
There are literally minutes left for you to vote in the UK General Election. The Snot takes a look at the prospective leaders and what their parties have to offer:... -
Voting Mayhem Makes Mean Man Mad
As voting gets under way in the UK General Election, mayhem at a local polling station has angered a transsexual lollipop lady in Swadlincote. “I’m angry,” said Eartha Kitt, formerly... -
It’s Official: Lord Smith Is A Cunt
Drivers, households and holidaymakers should be hit with a carbon tax to tackle global warming, the head of the Environment Agency will say today. Lord Smith, the former culture secretary,... -
Lockerbie Bastard Gets Off Scot Free
Convicted Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi, has been freed from jail by the Scottish Parliament. “We’ve let him go,” squeaked Justice Secretary, Kenny McGaskill, yesterday, “It’s on compassionate grounds. He’s... -
Politician To Become Cage Fighter
Lembit Opik, the 44 year old Lib-Dem MP for Burton on Trent, has announced he is leaving the world of politics to become a professional cage fighter. Opik, the 44...
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