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0May 10, 2010
New Robot PM For UK

UK voters have voted in a robot as their new Prime Minister. Danick Cleggeron was manufactured specifically for the role by Honda. It’s main objective is to run the country...
0May 6, 2010
Who Will Get Your Vote?

There are literally minutes left for you to vote in the UK General Election. The Snot takes a look at the prospective leaders and what their parties have to offer:...
0May 6, 2010
Voting Mayhem Makes Mean Man Mad

As voting gets under way in the UK General Election, mayhem at a local polling station has angered a transsexual lollipop lady in Swadlincote. “I’m angry,” said Eartha Kitt, formerly...
0November 9, 2009
It’s Official: Lord Smith Is A Cunt

Drivers, households and holidaymakers should be hit with a carbon tax to tackle global warming, the head of the Environment Agency will say today. Lord Smith, the former culture secretary,...
0September 9, 2009
Lockerbie Bastard Gets Off Scot Free

Convicted Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi, has been freed from jail by the Scottish Parliament. “We’ve let him go,” squeaked Justice Secretary, Kenny McGaskill, yesterday, “It’s on compassionate grounds. He’s...
0August 3, 2009
Politician To Become Cage Fighter

Lembit Opik, the 44 year old Lib-Dem MP for Burton on Trent, has announced he is leaving the world of politics to become a professional cage fighter. Opik, the 44...

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